WTF? I know. I ask myself the same thing. Often.
If you would like to learn more about this, the Swish Army hair brush, you'll have to make your way over to my book-on-a-blog blog, where all will be explained. Plus there are four more drawings of the Swish. Yes. Four. Click HERE to see them.
I'm going to go away and worry about what I'm doing with my life. Weep for me. Weep.